So...people here have funny powers.  I'm not really sure how to ask this, but can anybody out there turn into animals?  I've never met anybody else who can.

Normal people when they move to Chicago would be cruising the bars to meet people.  I'm scribbling little messages in a possessed notebook.

So...if any of you are out there... Hi! My name is Simon.

Okay.  I've spent enough time staring at the pages in this thing change, sometimes while I'm watching them.

So I guess the best thing to ask, and I feel kind of stupid doing this:

Is anyone out there?  What's going on here?